Archive for the ‘Nuggets’ Category

Weird cricket dismissals

Monday, January 12th, 2009

I was watching the 20/20 cricket match last night between Australia and South Africa, and besides the jaw dropping debut innings from David Warner, I found myself thinking that there is no way I’d want to be facing up against Shaun Tait. Tait’s first over last night was one of the fastest and dangerous looking [...]

Drugs, speeding and masturbation a dangerous mix a court hears

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

Here’s a headline you don’t see in the newspaper every day… “Stiff sentence for man who filmed himself masturbating”. Yes, the actual new story is as bizarre as the headline itself. The court heard that the driver: “had been travelling south along the Stuart Highway, had been smoking cannabis while driving and was filming himself [...]

A postcard

Thursday, December 25th, 2008

As this post goes live, I’m most likely lying on the beach, singing about piña colada’s or something. Holidays are awesome. So is automated post scheduling! I can look semi-productive even when I’m sunning myself. Thanks to modern technology, here’s a picture of me catching some holiday rays. Ok… it’s not really me, but I [...]

The little guy finally did it

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

I don’t normally post “cute”, but seeing as though I’m on holidays I’ll have to be honest… I was looking for filler! Don’t be offended, it’s just that it’s hard for me to post when I’m sitting by the beach working on my tan and drinking drinks with little paper umbrellas in them. Plus, I [...]

Coldplay and Joe Satriani plagiarism bun fight

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

Coldplay have found themselves smack bang in the middle of another plagiarism bun fight. Guitar virtuoso Joe Satriani has claimed that Coldplay have copied elements of his 2004 song “If I Could Fly” for their track “Viva La Vida”. In an interview with Musicrader.com Satriani stresses that he was motivated by a desire to protect [...]

George Dubbya and his Boots of Agility

Monday, December 15th, 2008

I’m guessing that you can pretty much travel any where in the world and you’ll find someone that has an opinion on George Bush. Sometimes you have to wonder whether or not the only people that will be sad to see him leave the White House are stand up comedians and guys like David Letterman. [...]

The 10 weirdest Hollywood sex scenes

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008

Proving once again that a top 10 list is one of the most valuable commodities on the web, celebrity/entertainment/gossip site ‘The Vine’ has posted it’s list of the 10 weirdest Hollywood sex scenes. Isn’t that a link you just can’t help but click on? In case you just want the summary version, here’s the list [...]

Zebra pimp goldfish shoes

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

What do you buy the pimp that’s got everything? Simple. Pimped out goldsfish bowl shoes. These little beauties can be picked up on eBay right now for a song, and feature plus looking zebra skin finish, complete with goldfish in the high chunky heal. The super long life goldfish will ensure that you can hit [...]

A jaunty tune is a powerful weapon

Monday, October 27th, 2008

If you live in Victoria, you may have noticed WorkSafe’s “graphic new ad campaign”. Personally, I’m a little tired of the “graphic new ad campaign” thing, it’s been done. I’d say I’m borderline desensitized. I’d prefer to see something intelligent and memorable, not disturbing and memorable. The ‘shock horror’ approach seems to lose it’s impact [...]

Captain Australia

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

It’s no secret that I’m a big fan of comic books (I just finished reading Batman: Face the Face). Anyway, today I stumbled across the “Create Your Own Superhero” application on the Marvel Kids website. It took me a good minute and a half to get over my excitement, after which time I sat down [...]

Dirty car wash vacuum sex

Monday, October 20th, 2008

Thanks to Wayne’s World, I can’t hear or read the word ‘vacuum’ without thinking about Garth and the Suck Cut. The hair cutting device that sucks as it cuts… and from memory it definitely did suck. What’s my point? Well, some people associate regular house hold objects with other stuff. Take this character from Michigan [...]