Krystal Forscutt bound for LA couches and holding a massive tool
Tuesday, March 18th, 2008
“Australia’s Hottest Party Girlâ€, well according to FHM anyway, Krystal Forscutt, is heading to LA to try and break it in the US. Yes, it’s old news, but then, I’m slow, and aren’t big on keeping abreast of current affairs.
Aussies may remember Krystal from Big Brother, as the surgically enhanced ‘bombshell’ who seemed to spend 99% of her time in a bikini. Since then she’s become a regular in “mens†magazines like Zoo, and FHM.
Now ordinarily, this sort of thing wouldn’t make news at the office of Swollen Pickles, however this time, I’m going to make an exception, for two reasons. First, I have a couple of pictures that are sure to “stir the loins†of some of my readers, and second, I’d like to draw attention to her breakout quote.
Now take a look at the following picture. Try, if you can, to drag your attention to the pull quote attributed to Krystal to the top left of the image.
“LA is going to be a lot of work – a lot of castings and sleeping on couches.†Wow. LA, casting and sleeping on couches in the one sentence. Let your imagination run for a while, and see where it ends up!
Ahh… in training for the LA adventure, here’s Krystal holding a massive tool.
