I don't normally post "cute", but seeing as though I'm on holidays I'll have to be honest... I was looking for filler! Don't be offended, it's just that it's hard for me to post when I'm sitting by the beach working on my tan and drinking drinks with little paper umbrellas in them. Plus, I wouldn't want to get sand in my keyboard... which coincidentally leads nicely in this little nugget...

The little guy finally did it!

Merry Christmas y'all.

Here are a collection of nuggets and assorted side show oddities that have amused me over the last 24 hours, an might just brighten your day as well.

As far as attention grabbing introductory sentences for a news story go, the following is going to take a lot of beating (so to speak):

A TERRITORY man filmed himself speeding at 150km/h while masturbating at the wheel of his drug-laden car, a court heard.

Source: Northern Territory News

Yup, that little nugget made the front page of the Northern Territory News, along with an equally thought provoking headline, "Is this bloke a complete tosser?".

You want more? The prosecutor said in court that:

...the father-of-three told police he "had masturbated while driving'' just before he was stopped for speeding on the 130km/h stretch of the Stuart Hwy.

"(He) also video recorded himself masturbating while travelling at a speed of 150km/h.''

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I needed a laugh. I needed... Dr Tran.

The Dr Tran series is a personal favorite, if you haven't seen and Dr Tran's step back in time and watch some of the "Best of" Dr Tran.

If you love Dr Tran, then you'll be happy to know that I just realised that a new instalment has hit YouTube. Check out the video below, Dr. Tran starring in "Dickable Afternoons" with special guest appearance from Goodmonson the Dickable Dog.

Experience the quality and tradition of a dickable afternoon...

Side note for any comic geeks reading this, go check out the . They are currently offering massive discounts on some of their comics and trade paper backs. I've already ordered a few, including the three Batman War Games trade paper backs.

As an added bonus, if you want to receive an additional $10 off shipping click the link below, and give the coupon code "DOGS" a shot. It worked for me.

Things From Another World Summer Steals.

What would happen if Cadbury and Nestle joined in a merger? Chocolate chaos, that's what! No doubt there product range would have to under go a few minor changes.

Apparently the concept of a merger has already been thought out by someone with far to much time on his/her hands...

So here's a glimpse of what the product range might look like if every the two confectionery giants join forces.

WARNING: What follows may contain adult themes and some traces of nuts.
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