The 10 weirdest Hollywood sex scenes
Tuesday, December 9th, 2008
Proving once again that a top 10 list is one of the most valuable commodities on the web, celebrity/entertainment/gossip site 'The Vine' has posted it's list of the 10 weirdest Hollywood sex scenes.
Isn't that a link you just can't help but click on?
In case you just want the summary version, here's the list of films that made the cut, counting down from 10 to 1, with my own little summary.
10. Alone in the Dark
While the Vine question Tara Reid's decision to keep her bra on for the entire scene, when she's apparently so willing to give the show away for free on the red carpet, it makes me wonder if it was more a case of surgery gone wrong?
9. Alien Resurrection
Didn't even know Alien Resurrection feature a 'sex scene', but know I do, it's kind of creepy. At least it was Sigourney Weaver and not that Brad Doriff guy. Ewww!
8. Demolition Man
While I know I've seen this film, I can't actually remember anything about it. Sylvester Stallone and Sandra Bullock?
7. The Lawnmower Man
Confirming what most people already suspected. Virtual reality will only ever be useful as a glorified sex toy.
6. The Naked Gun
Leslie Neilson in a human sized 'sheath'. Mmmm... no thanks.
5. Ghostbusters
Not sure how this qualifies?
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4. Eyes Wide Shut
The Vine already took the jab at Tom and the scientology thing, so I have no further comment.
3. Re-animator
Mmmm...
2. Howard the Duck
Quacktastic.
1.Team America
Puppet love. So many 'wood' jokes.
Not a bad list, but there were a few notable exclusions. Here's a couple of freak shows I'd like to add.
Boxing Helena
The debut feature film by Jennifer Lynch, daughter of freak show master David Lynch, Boxing Helena would have been a massive hit in the amputee fetish market. The story about a surgeons obsession with a woman, Helena, that led him to kidnap and treat her following a hit and run incident, and then subsequently lop off a her other healthy limbs, was grade 'A' creepy. While it may have been a fetishists wet dream, it was a commercial bomb, with Jennifer Lynch awarded a Golden Raspberry Award for "Worst Director".
American Pie
A guy has sex with a pie! Surely that's a little weird!
Zoolander
Male models, animals, midgets and Marcia Brady. Classy.
Zombie Strippers
Jenna Jameson gets turned into a zombie, and whilst administering zombie oral pleasure on a live punter, goes the chomp. Enough said.
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Any you'd like to add?